Here’s one of the best how-to’s I ever seen. How-to zombify your photos. I’m a huge zombie fan, and I can’t wait to zombify a photo of me.

Via A Welsh View

There’s a new Resident Evil DS game coming out soon. Apparently, when zombies get close to you and start to bleed, blood gets in your eyes, and you have to use the touch screen to wipe it off. Zombies, blood in your face, this is my kind of game.

Here, take a look at some screenies.

Via 4 Color Rebellion

Zombies in downtown Toronto were caught on camera. Sure, it’s just a publicity stunt for Land of the Dead, but it’s a fun one none the less.

Joystiq was all the buzz over George A. Romero’s new Zombie game being revealed. They failed to see the many problems this game faces.

1. It most likely will be based off of his new movie (which will probably suck). Video games based off movies rarely work.
2. Zombie video games are already a thriving genre. Do we need an outsider to come screw up what’s already going well?

Never-the-less, I do like shooting zombies. Maybe this game will show some promise.

No one likes zombies. They’re the walking dead, and they eat brains. Zombies are the lowest of the monster food chain, slow, sluggish, and incapable of intelligent thought.

Clark County police hate zombies so much that they arrested a high school student for writing a story about them. I wish this was one of my inside jokes, but it’s so much more sad than that. The police are saying that this amounts to a felony; I think it amounts to bad taste.

Come on, a classic zombie story is a staple of American literature. When I was in middle school, I wrote a fictional piece about blowing up a Wal-mart. Not only did I not ever act on the violent material but also I grew up to obtain a college education and regularly shop at Wal-mart.

For the record, I’m a huge zombie fan.

Metacritic has posted a list of their 100 worst rated movies. via Kottke.org

#21: Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras
I haven’t seen it yet, but I can tell you now that the pretentious critics just weren’t able to enjoy the subtle genius of putting a zombie in the middle Mardi Gras.

This brings back dreams of making my own zombie masterpiece, Zombies from the Deep. A tradional zombie movie that begins with scuba divers finding zombies deep underwater. Once awakened, it doesn’t take long to develop into a horrific scene of beachgoers fleeing in mass with Zombies from the Deep close behind. I can picture one memorable scene when the setting sun bathes the deserted beach in ghastly red light as the zombies fight over the remains of bikini-ed beachgoers who didn’t get away. Of course, this would be just the beginning of mankind’s battle for survival against Zombies from the Deep.