Totally tubular dude!
So you wanna free pizza? Try this tip:
The next time you order a pizza for delivery from one of the big three (Pizza Hut, Domino’s, or Godfather’s), tell them you have a “buy one, get one free” coupon. Now go ahead and order what you want, and tell them what you want on your second pie (it has to be of equal or lesser value of the first pizza). Wait 30-45 minutes.
And the best part? The delivery person NEVER asks for the coupon. NEVER. I have done this on literally every pizza order in the last 4 years with complete success, no joke. And if for some reason they do ask, just say hold on, run to your room and stare at your Seinfeld poster for a minute or two, then return and tell them you can’t find it and if you could just bring it up the store when you do. If you’re friendly they should just say it’s cool and let it slide. Worst-case scenario is you’ll be out of the pizza. Just don’t tell me about it because I will be dissapointed with you.
May 24th, 2005 at 10:14 pm
I wish Nick would setup a submission for Turtles drawings. I can do a mean Bebop.
Request for next post: How to order ‘Old School’ pizza from Papa Johns.
June 30th, 2005 at 10:19 am
I delivered pizzas for Pizza Hut for a year. I NEVER refused to give a pizza to a customer. No matter what. Here’s a tip — if you’re scamming the delivery person, give a slightly bigger tip, and they’ll cover for you at the pizza shop. Screw ‘em, and they’ll make a note for the manager.
BTW — What if I don’t have a Seinfeld poster?