When I first read the headline, Rare Video of Dying Frilled Shark, I told myself I preferred discovery specials on lonely days where my pajamas smell as bad as I do. Later, I was forced to watch the video … all I can say is “I’m never going in 2,000 feet deep water if this is what’s living down there!”

It’s been described as a modern day dinosaur, but I say crazy monster of the deep is more accurate. After watching the video, contemplate how many of your trips to the beach were really just close encounters with being that thing’s last meal.