Ryan Secrest fans rejoice. It’s okay to like blogs.

If you’re reading this and you hate blogs, GOOD! Not only do I dislike you, but I get the satisfaction of knowing that you’re writhing inside as you read my blog. Ha!

I’ve noticed lately that there is a new fad of “Blog Haters”. Most likely these people came into existence after giving up on their “I hate Reality TV” kick just in time for this season’s American Idol voting. This is the type of person who doesn’t have anything to talk about so they have to pretend to hate something just to be able to yap about it to every disinterested person they see.

Oh, you’re watching that new show Survivor. I hate reality tv; it may even be unethical. Uh, why is it SO popular anyway, I hate things that are popular.

-Robin, Survivor Hater

Other Fake Hater Categories:
I hate TV (also known as I never watch TV and don’t regret it)
I hate gucci
I hate fast food
I hate the YMCA
I hate pop music (except Michael Jackson of course)

What are your favorite Fake Hater categories?