New Tropicana Orange Juice No Pulp With Pulp is leaving consumers confused, so confused that a group of consumers has filed suit in California.

Response from Tropicana Products Inc. Marketing Director, Bert Bastion:

Look, orange juice has pulp. It comes from oranges. What’s the big deal anyway. Besides, I think most people who don’t like pulp are just afraid to try it.

But one hurt consumer, Lars Jacobs, counters:

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and the last thing I want is chunks of who knows what in my juice! It’s not that I couldn’t stand going without it, but I just want to be healthy. My doctor says I have to drink orange juice for my heart. Someone has to hold Tropicana accountable. They can’t do this to ordinary people.