Review: Drilling From the Floor Below

This morning, I was able to further appreciate the sound of the drilling that is clearly coming from the exact spot one floor beneath my desk chair. In fact, I’m quite certain that I can feel small vibrations from the drilling. The resulting effect is very similar to those massage chairs seen in a Sharper Image catalog. Considering that those chairs, can go for almost $4,000 USD, I would consider the drilling to be quite a steal, as I paid nothing for it. It could be even argued that I’m in fact getting paid to enjoy the pleasant vibrating motions, although I would like to point out the distinct lack of a cup-holder.

Since the drilling sound is exaggerated by the headache I have this morning, I give the Drilling From the Floor Below a hearty 4 out of 5.

Oh damn, the drilling was just replaced by the hammering sound of (you guessed it) a hammer. So, much for my gentle massage chair.

2 Responses to “Review: Drilling From the Floor Below”

  1. Hans Robot Says:

    Haha, I give this post a 5/5. I wonder if dude with the drill downstairs reads your blog and is getting some kind of perverted satisfaction now.

  2. Nicholas Roussos Says:

    probably because he won’t let up.