Vegetarians and Vegans

How come vegetarians and vegans eat fruit? Where are the fruitarians and fruitons? And what do you call a person who doesn’t eat vegetables?

8 Responses to “Vegetarians and Vegans”

  1. Barius Says:

    You want to know the question that keeps me up at night?

    Why is the cut off age for the cool Legos 12? I mean what sadistic motherless freak came up with that? I rememeber being 11 and being so depressed that I would soon be leaving my pirate adventures to build some stupid 8 inch tall droid with kickstand.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I don’t eat veggies, but I don’t think there’s a name for our type.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    People who don’t eat their veggies make baby Jesus cry.

  4. Nicholas Roussos Says:

    Wow, these are some of the best comments I’ve ever received. I need to start asking more nonsensical questions.

  5. Kara Says:

    I dated (for a short time) a mathmatician who was on the “monkey diet” which is based on an experiment that was done with monkeys in cages.

    Supposidly on the “monkey diet” that if you eat only 500 calories a day you will live to be 140+ years old. The catch is…you have to start this at age 20. So my question was always, “since you are 58 how long does that extend your life…a year??”.

    Besides it doesnt take into account that you are so tired (from a lack of calories) that you step off the sidewalk and get hit by a bus.

    And no monkey would limit their diet to a handful of seeds a day and a piece of fruit (which is what the scientists fed them) if they werent in a cage!!

  6. cindy little Says:

    Carnivors I guess, what I want to know though vegetarians really dont eat meat, feel that meat is a bad thing etc etc, yet they make products like vegetarian chicken nuggets, that taste like chicken< How do they know what chicken tastes like, and why would they want the damn things to taste like meat anyway

  7. Anonymous Says:

    a person who doesnt eat vegetables is probably either a dead person or a very sickly person.

  8. Kara Says:

    I used to be a vegan. But got sick. A little bit of this and a little big of that is better.